Laguna Beach, CA. Oh yeah! That’s what it’s all about!

Unfortunately word of TiKiPalooza ’13 leaked out thru the media. What a mess! Peeps were parking miles away. Check out this poor dude just trying to get some air! Should’a given his humans a better route!

Peeps had to park and walk. Ooh! Check out these awesome Coach shoes! I told The Lady to buy me 2 pair. She just rolled her eyes.

It was taking forever to get there so we stopped at The PCH Shake Shak for a burger. It was pretty sweet! (but In-n-Out is still better)

OMG! Then these dudes on Harley’s showd up! Needless to say I had to chase their butts outa here!

Some peeps think I don’t like Harley riders because I hate black leather or something. Duh! Look what I’m sitting on! I’m down with the leather! But honestly, not to start a flame war with anyone, but Harley’s are just so much money for a slow bike. Probably every single Japanese bike alive can beat a Harley, and obviously these guys will never keep up with me on my Ducati 1198!

After all that crowd control a guard dog gets thirsty!

Thirsty here! A little help?

Then The Boy starts snapping these still life pix! What’s up with that?

I told him not to waste film on any pix not of me or my friends, but IDK, I guess he thinks he’s Eddie Weston or something.

Laguna Beach! Oh yeah! The humans really love the rocks!

Yeah, humans can’t get enough of the rocks!

Well, and the water, they love that too.

If you don’t like people, definitely avoid Laguna Beach!

Fortunately, I’m a people person! Some of my best friends are humans! It’s true!

Oh checkit! New lifeguard headquarters under construction! Lifeguards are so cool!

Main Beach Basketball Courts! That’s what I’m talkin about! Got game? Bring it!

Or beach volleyball. Love the sand action.

Busy boardwalk baby.

Strut!

And then in the middle of a perfectly nice day, these dudes show up!? Did I receive any permit requests for peeps to fly in MY airspace? I think not!

I had to chase these freeloaders out!

God bless America!

Lifeguard. Main Tower. Main Beach. Laguna Beach, USA. Lifeguards are so cool! What’s she lookin at? Duh…

Me of course! Well, she might have been lookin at me cause I was cussin pretty loud at some freeloader. Still. They say there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

Yeah, can you believe this! Minding my own business and one of those Tiki wannabe clones comes up! I had to put an end to that right away!

Now see this dude was cool. Own person. Not trying to be someone else. Not everyone can be Tiki! Just accept that fact and move on.

Aww, some dude’s birthday today.

Chess Peeps.

The Lady.

Oh yeah! Look how smart she is! Improvisation! Use your human’s butt as an umbrella!

Water! Finally! OMG! Thank you!

This is a bench at the end of main beach where we stopped. Aww, Lance, died at 24. So young for a human. So old for a dog. some trees live 1,000 years. Some critters just a day. Mysteries of life. Incredible.

And then we finally got to the coolest place in Laguna, Anything Canine!

OMG I love this place!

I was playin hide-n-seek with one of the shop girls. Do you think she can see me hiding behind The Lady’s leg?

Then this ginormous Malamute came in. The Lady talked to the human for a while.

Whoa! How do you keep THAT fur clean? Way over my head!

Then The Lady and The Boy had lunch at Asada while I flirted with the cool peeps at Anything Canine.

Asada.

Chips.

Wrap.

Fine. Taunt me.

Gelato without mee??

The human pie hole stuffing was getting old so I finally had this dude bring me a pizza to Anything Canine. Of course I shared it with the AC staff. I’m human! 🙂

And what was up with this guy? Plein air painting in the 21st century? Great! The Boy thinks he’s Weston and this dude thinks he’s Renoir. Doesn’t anybody besides me actually embrace the media of our time?

Aww, and then this guy was taking pix of these two pretty ladies. The Lady said it could have been Dad takin pix of her and Aunt Esther.

But just like dad, this dude was takin forever! Check light. Check angle. Hold it. Hold it. Smile. Oh well, I hope their pix turned out awesome.

And then at the end of a super great day the humiliating ride home in The Lady’s idiotic “doggie basket” OMG! Grrrr!

I’m just kiddin! Relax! It was so fun!

Word.